Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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