That's intense
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I know her cup size but not her name....
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