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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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