called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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