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(503): View more from Oregon

New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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(253): View more from Washington

dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.

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(714): View more from California

Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Do u remember buying that

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I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo

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(503): View more from Oregon

Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk

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(330): View more from Ohio

We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"

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