Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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