So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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