haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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