I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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