i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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