I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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