i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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