absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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