Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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