Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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