Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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