oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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