I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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