What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
