I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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