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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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