WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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