why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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