a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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