The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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