Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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