hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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