she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I am one with the molecules
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
