shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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