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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My penis needs a shock collar
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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