I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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