16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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