Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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