What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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