Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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