i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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