Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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