I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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