Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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