sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
