People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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