Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
tell me about the fingering
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