So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
In America we eat man semen.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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