yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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