I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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