The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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