The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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