You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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