So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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