Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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