Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
operation have a gay friend backfired
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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