It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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