nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
