At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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