his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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