That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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