I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You can't just leave with hair like that
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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