That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Come share oat with me in your robe
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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