you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
