I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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