I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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